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Johnson on Jeopardy

In a film clip obtained by The Declaration, Libertarian nominee for president, Gary Johnson, utterly eviscerated a category on Middle

Facts of the Matter

All facts have been changed so they are no longer facts. Fuck facts. Donald Trump’s selection for vice president, Governor

Horoscopes 10/27

Aries (March 21—April 19): The Stars have noticed that you seem a little lost… Go out and find yourself in

Poods 10/27

The Gouda Ol’ Days Poodah felt an intense bout of nostalgia after reading about a New Jersey teen who stole

Sigs 10/27

Dear Dec, I’ve observed something odd in my neighborhood recently. There’s this group of old men who will meet in